Two highschool students shocked to see their friend in cosplay, which turns out isn't just cosplay but for real.
Uh... Link saw that Vicious Sickle from a mile away, Yoshiko.
Mario appeared in this panel
Link had set up a bookshelf on Stasis to hit Yoshiko, but it hit buff Mario instead! Now Yoshiko turned into a Yiga Clan footsoldier to battle against Link!
Yoshiko Hanabatake joined the Yiga Clan because they eat mighty bananas all the time. She's dressed as a Footsoldier because of seniority, but her strength is closer to that of a Blademaster.
best girl sayaka
i love that 3rd panel
actually sorry about the 3rd panel: I only noticed it's 9 panels after submit
The Hero of Hyrule has been defeated by a complete idiot who joined the Yiga clan in the hopes of getting an endless supply of mighty bananas. Immediately, a large horde of Yiga clan footsoldiers and bladesmasters stormed the Tokyo Imperial Palace, where the King and Princess of Hyrule were paying a visit to the Emperor of Japan and his family.
Yoshie Hanabatake, upon finding out of the news and realizing that it was her own daughter who committed such treason and crime, committed seppuku. Akuru Akutsu, Yoshiko's love interest, called the police to inform them of Yoshie's death and to accuse Yoshiko of being a member of the Yiga clan, in the hopes of getting her out of his misery.
However, the revolution had already started, and a civil war was started between those who were loyal to the Emperor and those who wanted a radical change in Japanese society.
Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule, managed to escape from the Yiga clan's custody, only to find Link's body on the gardens around the Imperial Palace. Quickly, she used the Sheikah tablet, still in Link's posession, to teleport back to Hyrule and seek help in order to rescue her father.
Back in Hyrule, she felt a noise coming from Link's stash, as though something was knocking on a bottle's glass from inside. It was... a fairy. It took some effort from Zelda to remove the lid from the bottle, but when she did, the fairy immediately flew towards Link's heart, reviving him.
After eating a Hearty Simmered Fruit dish made from five Hearty Durians, Link had renewed energy. Together with the princess, four champions from the tribes of Hyrule, and an army of Hyrulean Soldiers, they teleported back to Japan and grouped together to recover the castle and crush the revolution.