"Coming this Christmas, The Bible that'll make you confess to the local priest, Triple Exodus. The Old Testament with a saucy twist too hot for Church! Tales that'll get your crucifix nailed include...."
"PLUS! This is your to find out why The Pope disapproves of the use of condoms, and when you find out, you'll bow to the holyness."
"trying to improve his image a bit"
"Imma leave a good amazon rating on this one!"
nice detail on making the XXXBible $6.66 LMAO gg