Can you make this character do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE

So far he's mended his relationship with his dad, made a prank call, booked a flight to an exotic location, quit his job, came out to his mom, joined the Peace Corps, started growing a beard, stabbed something with a knife, adopted a cat, took up knitting, studied law, painted, did a puzzle, wrote an autobiography, joined the Crips, did heroin, fished, swam with a footie and jumped through a window

*swam with a floatie* Oh, and he got his eyebrow pierced.

nice

he looks... busy

let's count the things he did

Panel 1: 22 things

2*

Panel 3: 4 things

Panel 4: 5 things

Panel 5: 7 things

Panel 6: 2 things

TOTAL: 40 things