Old dudes

. . .

he remembers a time in his past.

A baseball loomed dangerously close to his head, just skimming it

the baseball left the park and started rolling down the street....

A driver freaks out as a baseball smashes throught her windshield.

Ok so the mom is driving her kids to school but now she's almost blind, you go mom!

Since he doesn't have time, he uses a sharpie to give himself a pupil, as to not scare the people around him.

The man concludes his harrowing tale

i frankly dont understand