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Nooo! My name’s not JEREMY! 😫
In the universe in which all names are the long versions, it is.
lol I have spent my entire life trying and failing to tell people that it’s not my name. It’s crazy! 😂
lmao I just wanted to make a dumb joke in the same vein as "rat is short for ratthew"
I thought it was funny, don’t worry. ☺️