"This is my most favourite tie in the world", says the balding man with a long nose...while holding his red tie in his hands.
"this is my least favourite human in the world" says the red tie on the balding man with the long nose
the man is upset. how could his tie say something so mean
. . .
And now his tie attacked him
What started as gratitude ends in abuse...truly a tragic tale.
Some day, I will own a tie.